I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
reblog for good luck
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
It’s been said before but if public libraries weren’t a fact of society and were proposed today they would be roundly rejected as pie in the sky communism
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(via confirmance)
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
"REPEAT AFTER ME: ‘My current situation is not my final destination’"- quote i stumbled across a few days ago and can’t get out of my head it’s so important (via worth-recovering)
some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?
me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry
(via c-teardrops)
my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
(via encourage)
"Once I stop caring you’re not getting it back. I’ll be cold as ice, I promise."- You get what you deserve
Apr 3, 2015 (via iwrite-myheart)
(via ugly)
*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*
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